she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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