No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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