He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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