your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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