cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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