they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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