...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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