Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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