doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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