Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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