We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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