you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Help. Why am I so naked?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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