I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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