Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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