i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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