I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I will die if light touches me.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
