I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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