I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
