The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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