That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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