I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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