mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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