So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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