Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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