dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
