I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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