Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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