Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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