fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm at about main and main street
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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