my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
