i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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