need another drink. this is the easiest way
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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