im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
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He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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