i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Do vagina's smell?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Randomize
