And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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