one two three fourrrrnication!
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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