I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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