He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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