ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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