did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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