So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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