just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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