Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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