I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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