I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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