I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
The struggles of a small town man whore
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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