i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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