i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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