They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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