I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
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Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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