Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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