ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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