cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I wish there were birth control emojis
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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