Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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