So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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