Do vagina's smell?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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