it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Randomize
